Two months ago…
Veri-husband: I’ve just joined twitter.
Me: We’re all going to be glued to giant screens soon.

One month ago…
Veri-husband: (reading his twitter updates). Stephen Frye has touched down in California.
Me: Who cares what mundane things people do all day?

Two weeks ago:
Veri-husband: It’s amazing, Frye had only 600 followers when I joined, but now it’s in the thousands.
Me: Thousands of losers you mean. (Hums “In the Year 2525″)

Earlier this week:
internet forum I visit: Does anyone Twitter?
Me: No, I draw the line with mindless internet updates with facebook.

Today:
My first twitter update: Looking for people to follow.

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